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To get over one addiction, you have to become addicted to something else. (via status-diplomatique)

(Source: afraidof-reality, via viakimberlyxo)


makaracinnamon:

bardsplay:

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me sneakin up on da pussy

i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

(via k-dawgggg)


nigga-chan:

ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl 

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince, via lolaaaaarvie)


broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via lolaaaaarvie)


People in love lose their appetite and need less sleep preferring to spend hours at a time daydreaming about their lover. (via psych-facts)

(via the-kevincredible)



flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

(via the-kevincredible)


corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop, via turtlesgomoo)