TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m gonna take the snake in my boot and shove it up your ass.”
So that was weird.
well that’s magical
Happiest place on earth, y’allll.